Jammin Threads
If Only You Knew Personalized Funny Quilt Label
If Only You Knew Personalized Funny Quilt Label
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Description
Description
Add a little humor to your handmade quilt with this personalized funny quilt label featuring the phrase:
“If only you knew how many swears are stitched into this quilt.”
Personalized with the maker’s name, this quilt label is a fun way to sign your finished project and give the recipient a laugh. It is perfect for handmade quilts, gift quilts, memory quilts, modern quilts, and any quilting project that took a little extra patience.
This flat sew-on quilt label is designed to be stitched onto the surface of your quilt after placement.
Label Details
- Measures approximately 2.5" x 1.75"
- Available on cotton or polyester
- Flat sew-on quilt label
- Great for handmade quilts, quilted gifts, and quilters with a sense of humor
Cotton Label Feature
Cotton labels include a temporary Featherweight HeatnBond backing. This helps reduce fraying when cutting and allows you to temporarily fuse the label in place while stitching, making it easier to position the label neatly before sewing it permanently onto your quilt.
The HeatnBond backing is for temporary placement only and is not intended as a permanent hold. Please stitch the label securely to your quilt.
Cotton vs. Polyester Comparison
Cotton vs. Polyester Comparison
🌿 Cotton (Sew-On) — Recommended
Classic quilting cotton look and feel. Soft, thin, and easy to sew by hand or machine. Best for heirloom, bed, or display quilts with gentle care.
👉 If unsure, choose cotton.
✨ Polyester (Sew-On)
Not quilting cotton. Thicker, non-stretch fabric with a soft, fuzzy (suede-like) feel. Extremely durable and fade-proof. Great for baby quilts, kids’ quilts, and frequent washing. Do not choose if you want a traditional cotton look.
Quilt Label Application
Quilt Label Application
- Cotton Labels: Backed with HeatnBond Featherlight. Temporarily holds label in place while sewing. To reduce fraying, fold edges under before stitching.
- Polyester Labels: Trim and sew directly onto your quilt. Optional to fold edges under—extra fabric is included for that.
Label Care Instructions
Label Care Instructions
- Cotton Labels: Wash on delicate with cold water. Hang to dry or use a low setting. Avoid high heat to preserve print. Not fully colorfast.
- Polyester Labels: No special care needed. Machine washable, fade-proof, and long-lasting.
Shipping
Shipping
FREE shipping on all orders $15+
(We currently only ship to the US)
Every Jammin Threads item is stitched, pressed, and prepped by real humans (hi! 👋) in our in-house studios.
Because everything is personalized, please allow 3–5 business days for us to create your order.
When it’s ready, we ship it straight from Kentucky or Illinois, depending on which shop is jamming that day.
Shipping time starts after the 3–5 day creation window.
**HOLIDAY DEADLINES**
Orders must be submitted by the following dates to arrive by Christmas:
Free Shipping- Dec. 11th
Priority Shipping- Dec 15th
We do not accept returns on personalized items, but if there is a problem with your order please send us a message and we will be happy to help.
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Free Shipping on orders $15+
We ship from Illinois and Kentucky
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Handcrafted in the USA
Designing and personalizing since 2016
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Women-owned
We are operating on 100% girl power
Great quality and super cute.
Thank You! My friend is going to love her Christmas gift! These are perfect for her! Great fast service, too!
I love these quilt labels. They look amazing and arrived much quicker than I expected. Very very nice.
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Perfect for what I wanted it for.
I love the quality, the font is perfect. The font is great. It totally met my expectations.
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Cotton vs. Polyester Comparison
🌿 Cotton (Sew-On) — Recommended
Classic quilting cotton look and feel. Soft, thin, and easy to sew by hand or machine. Best for heirloom, bed, or display quilts with gentle care.
👉 If unsure, choose cotton.
✨ Polyester (Sew-On)
Not quilting cotton. Thicker, non-stretch fabric with a soft, fuzzy (suede-like) feel. Extremely durable and fade-proof. Great for baby quilts, kids’ quilts, and frequent washing. Do not choose if you want a traditional cotton look.
Quilt Label Application
- Cotton Labels: Backed with HeatnBond Featherlight. Temporarily holds label in place while sewing. To reduce fraying, fold edges under before stitching.
- Polyester Labels: Trim and sew directly onto your quilt. Optional to fold edges under—extra fabric is included for that.
Label Care Instructions
- Cotton Labels: Wash on delicate with cold water. Hang to dry or use a low setting. Avoid high heat to preserve print. Not fully colorfast.
- Polyester Labels: No special care needed. Machine washable, fade-proof, and long-lasting.