If Only You Knew How Many Swears Are Stitched into This Quilt. Sarcastic Satin Quilt Tags

Add a little humor to your handmade quilts with this funny personalized satin quilt tag.

Featuring the phrase:

“If only you knew how many swears are stitched into this quilt.”

This playful label is perfect for quilters who know that every beautiful quilt sometimes comes with a few choice words along the way. The tag is personalized with the maker’s name, creating a signature finish that adds personality and authenticity to your handmade work.

These soft satin quilt tags fold in half and sew directly into your quilt seam or binding, giving your project a professional finished look.

Each label measures approximately 2 x 1 inches after folding and arrives in sets of 25, making them perfect for frequent quilt makers, small quilt businesses, or anyone who loves adding a signature tag to their creations.

Product Details

• Funny quilter phrase with personalized maker name
• Text reads:
“If only you knew how many swears are stitched into this quilt.”
• Personalized with your name
• Soft white satin fabric
• Fold-over style label
• Measures approximately 2 x 1 inches after folding
• 25 satin tags per set
• Sew into quilt seams or binding

Perfect For

• Handmade quilts
• Quilt makers and hobby quilters
• Quilt gifts
• Quilt shop makers
• Adding personality to handmade creations

A quilt takes time, patience, and sometimes a little colorful language—this tag celebrates all of it.

FREE shipping on all orders $15+

(We currently only ship to the US)

Every Jammin Threads item is stitched, pressed, and prepped by real humans (hi! 👋) in our in-house studios.

Because everything is personalized, please allow 3–5 business days for us to create your order.

When it’s ready, we ship it straight from Kentucky or Illinois, depending on which shop is jamming that day.

Shipping time starts after the 3–5 day creation window.

**HOLIDAY DEADLINES**

Orders must be submitted by the following dates to arrive by Christmas:

Free Shipping- Dec. 11th

Priority Shipping- Dec 15th

We do not accept returns on personalized items, but if there is a problem with your order please send us a message and we will be happy to help.